Kraemertchie's Life Goal List

About Me

I'm a lost soul right now. All I'm looking for is a way forward, a path to fulfillment.
I'm a student in London. Pretty damn hot too.

I am a guy. I'm married. I hope to connect with all kinds of people. When it comes to romance I'm gay.

	1.	spank a mushroom (4)
	2.	make sure that every girl I sleep with is on MySpace, for bragging (1)
	3.	take a Dolphin's load without batting an eyelid (1)
	4.	fill this list with my mental flotsam (1)
	5.	give someone a pink sock (5)
	6.	stand on a soap box at speakers corner and sneeze repeatedly for half an hour (1)
	7.	badger a badger until it cracks (1)
	8.	contract HIV from a clockwork model of the Taj Mahal (1)
	9.	lick piss off nettles (2)
	10.	freeze a gallon of jizz and drop it out of a window on a holy man (3)
	11.	host a cage fight between a rabbi and a goose (2)
	12.	suck the head of a live chicken (2)
	13.	rap like Big L and then get shot like Big L. (1)
	14.	be noticed as a comic genius for my idea contributions to this site (1)
	15.	floss the teeth of my loved one with one of Cher's pubes (1)
	16.	snort motor oil through a straw with a Calabrian minister (1)
	17.	get my ISP blocked by this site for ludicrous ideas. (1)
	18.	garrote a weasel during the sabbath. (1)
	19.	break into the houses of parliament and carve a clergyman out of cheese (2)
	20.	have a nipple surgically attached to my forehead (1)

	1.	stuff both my testicles into my own mouth (1)
	2.	ask a drunk welshman to shit on a car (2)
	3.	wipe my arse with some pages from Bukowski's Post Office (1)
	4.	wank alone at a bus stop in London's centre of violent crime (2)
	5.	beat a goat with a spoon (1)
	6.	write and perform a song to the lovliest duck in the world (4)

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